God is a Conservative
In fewer ways than one;
Keeps the Course, respects old ways,
Just like his firstborn Son.
"God’s behind, far in the past"
To those who love the Same,
Name things all the same, conserve
Like old men growing lame.
Fundamentalists He loves
To chide; they'll fall away,
Chasing dark and different gods
They make with minds of clay.
Churches He's protected, kept
Like fruit left in the Sun.
God's a real Conservative,
An ardent liberal One.